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I went to court last week
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:19 am
by Milkman
I went to court last week
I was up at court last week and the judge said to me in a rough, demanding voice "have you ever been up before me".
I replied "I don't know but I once got up at 5am".
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:24 am
by Tanner
Ha ha ha, I will use this one.
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 3:21 pm
by Rodders
The old ones are the best
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:03 pm
by Jed
I will use this joke later and modify it slightly
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:25 pm
by Jester
I might try this one when I appear in court next
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:04 pm
by Robin Hood
Boom boom
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:03 pm
by Zero
Maybe we should all try and get the judge to ask us that question so we could make the appropriate reply
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:30 pm
by Mike
Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:20 pm
by Top Cat
Mike wrote:Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that
You never know.
Its always nice to be able to reply quickly with something like this
Re: I went to court last week
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:55 pm
by Crab
Good idea.
I just hope if I am ever in this situation where I am ever asked this question, in court or not, I can answer with that