I went to court last week
I was up at court last week and the judge said to me in a rough, demanding voice "have you ever been up before me".
I replied "I don't know but I once got up at 5am".
I went to court last week
Re: I went to court last week
Ha ha ha, I will use this one.
Re: I went to court last week
The old ones are the best
Re: I went to court last week
I will use this joke later and modify it slightly
I am free and they will not tell me otherwise
Re: I went to court last week
I might try this one when I appear in court next
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Re: I went to court last week
Boom boom
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Maybe we should all try and get the judge to ask us that question so we could make the appropriate reply
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Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that
Keep the bastards honest.
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You never know.Mike wrote:Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that
Its always nice to be able to reply quickly with something like this
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Good idea.
I just hope if I am ever in this situation where I am ever asked this question, in court or not, I can answer with that
I just hope if I am ever in this situation where I am ever asked this question, in court or not, I can answer with that